Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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