Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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