wanna go halves on a baby?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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