i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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