it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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