We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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