So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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