Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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