just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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