we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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