so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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