yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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