We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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