Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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