He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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