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Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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