Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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