ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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