Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Also, beer. Big fan.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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