69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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