i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
How's work?
Spinning.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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