please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
