Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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