I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
True strength comes from lack of pants
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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