The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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