these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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