Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i would punch a child for taco bell
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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