Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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