You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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