yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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