you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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