Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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