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I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
either way he was missing a nipple.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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