There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He better not be in your backpack
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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