i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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