Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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