She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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