Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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