I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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