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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I checked into jail on foursquare

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(845): View more from New York

The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.

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(817): View more from Texas

I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.

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(253): View more from Washington

When are you comin back?

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probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons

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(707): View more from California

I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..

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(816): View more from Missouri

Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila

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(586): View more from Michigan

I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.

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(845): View more from New York

There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.

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