I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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