Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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