everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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