good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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