nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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