PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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