Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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