Welp...herpes.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
All I want is dick and wine.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
