Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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