i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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