dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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